Where have all the Ass Models Gone

Four days ago I read an Adfreak post on the luxurious life of Gemma Howorth, a British woman who touches faces for a living. She earns up to £ 2,000 a day touching faces for some pretty big time advertisers. Lily Cole was the advertiser mentioned in the post but Ms. Howorth has done many advertisements. You see, Ms. Howorth was bestowed with the perfect hands. Hands that are long, slender, and have long nailbeds that look Godly on camera.

You see, Gemma Howorth has a rather unique day job she is a hand model. It’s hard work, though. Ms. Howorth moisturizes 30 times a day, and has to wear Michael Jackson like gloves on her hands when she is sunbathing.

But what I wanna know is, where is the blog post on the “Secret Life of an Ass Model.” I think an ass model story would be much more of an interesting read.

Best,
A.B.